Loves to party. Loves cocaine. Also will fuck anything even though he can usually pull hot girls. Mikes have no regrets.
by Gagsklf November 23, 2021

A derogatory term used for in the context of inbreeding, especially among orcas. Based off of the male orca, J26 Mike, who bred with his mother, J16 Slick, resulting in his sister/daughter J42 Echo, and with his sister, J36 Alki, resulting in his nephew/son J52 Sonic
"Ahh yes, Mike strikes again." "What did he do this time?" "J52 Sonic is his son." "Oh, what a Mike thing to do"
"Donti is a Mike- He is father of his grandchild!"
"Donti is a Mike- He is father of his grandchild!"
by Look! I made a whale thing! July 22, 2021

by Chuck Paganos mom September 15, 2019

This group is a culmination of good taste and good fashion. Where there are schools of the finest fish, there are Mike Maksosa’s fans. This group carries a level of elegance and sophistication that rival the Legions of Cicero himself. Your heart connects, your mind directs, and a symbiotic relationship between you and something external redirect.
Mike Maksosa’s fans are really something special. Whenever they walk by me, I get this tingly sensation, and a ring in my ears I can’t quite explain.
by TheBanditofBooty September 19, 2025

by Mileyjonesthepizzafan September 9, 2022

Mike.. if you ever met one you’ll know they are one of a kind for sure (in a good way). Mike is the realest, the most handsome, kind, super smart, best smile, always smells the absolute best no matter what, And most of all Mike will love you for who you really are. Mike does not care how good you look every second of the day he cares about your soul and inner beauty. The only way to make Mike dislike you is betraying him. EVERYONE NEEDS A MIKE IN THEIR LIVES !!!
by HisgirlforeverT6 November 23, 2021
