Poop Labeling

Poop Labeling: (poo-p-lay-ba-ling):adjective

An action that describes when a person is pooping and begins to read labels on various bottles nearby out of boredom. Can consist of perfumes, lotions, shampoos and conditioners.
Today I walked in on Mr. Young poop labeling my bottle of perfume by Victoria's Secret
by youngify March 04, 2011
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Picture Pooping

The act of forcing out a poop only to take an image of it and text it to an unexpecting friend or associate.
Person 1: You gotta stop picture pooping man...

Person 2: The picture poop I sent you today caught you off guard, admit it!

Person 1: Fuck man! That shit was orange and had specs of nuts and corn in it!
by OranageHasu November 29, 2012
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poop lit

Reading material written in easily digestible chucks making it ideally suited for a bathroom visit.
Steve grabbed some poop lit on his way to the john.
by Deanimal and Oca July 19, 2008
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Fern Poop

Pure awesomeness, everything great in the world.
Kind heart, strong minded. Not selfish and very caring.

loving and funny.

everyone loves him/her.

Very very attractive and everyone would love to go out with him/her.

Someone who loves adventures, laughs all the time and loves to help people, doesn't matter how much he's/she's hurting.
You're such a fern poop, I love it.

You should be more like fern poop.

I'm gonna fern poop it so people will love me.
by Totoro1206 August 01, 2011
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poop sluicing

Sifting through one's poop to find, "treasure". If ever you swallow drugs in effort to smuggle in contraband you will understand...
Hey Mana! Check out this watch I found while poop sluicing! I think it's antique!
by poonanni October 01, 2021
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poop needles

The sharp, tingling needle like sensation felt in ones legs after spending a questionable amount of time sitting on the toilet.
Bro, I lost track of time watching Youtube while taking a dumb and have a wicked case of poop needles right now.
by rip-trip July 08, 2021
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