by ojwefiwnefqfegrjth543r1 July 18, 2023
A creepy man similar in nature to a raccoon. He’ll eat anything he can find and will often be found rummaging in bins for food.
by Finlaywright99 November 23, 2021
Matthew is a funny, not so intelligent person. He may be on the skinnier side, but who cares? Some say he is a simp, I say he has rizz. if you ever meet a matthew, take care of him.
by lilrenkx November 15, 2023
Matthew gets all the ladies of the female variety, cash of the money variety, and will steal your boyfriend of the female variety. A 6ft 6 demon with the heart of Mickey Mouse, this BEAST will get in your pants and make them whatever the opposite of dry is.
by MBison69 November 23, 2021
he is a very likable and loving person and he always be there for me hes tall tan and handsome and benches 225
my boyfriend is named matthews
by anon69586929 December 25, 2022