calm your titties

A phrase used similarly to "take a chill pill"

Nico, calm your titties. You're making me angry.

by NicoDeGregorio February 11, 2014

Put the Silicon to the Titties

to apply oneself conscientiously to one's work.
it is similar to the idiom of keeping your nose to the grindstone in both meaning and logical origin (or lack thereof). Essentially, it is the 'grindstone' saying adapted to the 21st century, and more specifically applies to the elimination of procrastination tendencies, i.e. do work son.

Brennan: Damn fool, I wanna get keyed off that purp, but i got homework to do.
Scott: Bro, just put the silicon to the titties and hit me up when you're done
Brennan: Dopeskeet.

by seekingbj May 16, 2009

lesbian titty fucker

a lesbian woman who is more fascinated with the boobs than any other part of the body

your mom is a lesbian titty fucker

by merman24000 July 27, 2012

Titty Tap Tuesday

a day of the week (Tuesday) in which any person (male or female) is allowed to tap another one's breasts without backlash

Yes bitch, it's Titty Tap Tuesday! We can finally tap each other's tits!!

by bwayboy227 June 25, 2018

Hard Boiled Titties

1. You have a lot of titty stamina and your titties can take a beating

2. they are excellent for titty sex

1. Damn that girl had some hard boiled titties!!!

2. I love me some good hard boiled titties from time to time.

by Jajoe February 10, 2010

titty backed hoe

When a woman is so fat that her back looks like it has tiities on it.

" Man that Titty backed hoe is fucking trailer trash dawg"

by Mikenator32 May 17, 2017

Electronic Sugar Titty

This is a phrase coined by Lydia Lunch in her spoken word. Basically it is television, movies, computers, phones, social platforms, & everything the internet has to offer. All these things can be distractions to us. Distractions keeping us from thinking for ourselves, getting off our asses & leaving our homes to explore the natural adventures the world has to offer us. Distractions from being creative with our minds, our music, our art. Distractions from being with each other & having meaningful conversation &/or sharing a delicious home cooked meal.

The weather is so majestic today. I need to step away from the electronic sugar titty & go for a walk.

by Hallow Weener January 18, 2023