Beat up memer month

A month where you beat up memers on reddit, for hating everything and thinking that they are gods and want the world to revolve around them and people be their slaves, it happenes in august for the whole month.

Guy 1: Its beat up memer month, you know what that means?
Guy 2: Oh yea
Guy 1: Let's beat up some memers

by Demert March 8, 2021

Beating The One Eyed Python

Beating The One Eyed Python is the term used to describe masturbation, an act in which a man strokes his foreskin back and forth until he orgasms. The term " Beating " adds to the violence of the smack because the user is not just pulling his python, he is infact beating it so damn hard that it turns red.

"Wow dad, i have been Beating The One Eyed Python over mum today!"

by Greacy Grace the Third November 27, 2018

Beat his ahh bro!

you heard em'

Some dude: Did you just call my momma ugly?
some other girl: yes i did
Some dude: Im gonna punch you
Some dude seeing whats happening: Beat his ahh bro!

by somegirl24268 June 26, 2023

Stays a beat too long

To remain in a general area long after your assistance is no longer required, needed.

"You know, after Bill fixes my computer, he hangs around long after the problem is fixed. That dude always stays a beat too long."

by CollieK February 3, 2010

I beat my wife

A very romantic song made by lil ignorant

Person 1: Have you heard lil ignorants new song titled I beat my wife?
Person 2: Yea that shit was funny asf

by Soda 7up January 1, 2023

beat up from the street up

ragged or trashy appearance

That stripper was beat up from the street up!

by Joe 344 August 30, 2005

National Beat Your Meat Day

April 24th is the day where all genders masturbate. You can masturbate all day!

National Beat Your Meat Day Is coming! Im going to bust 87 nuts.

by JoeGotDemStiickz April 21, 2019