no shoes mike

an average guy that happens to be one of those people that smokes, chills at your place without shoes, and loses everything all the time ... we all know the type

"Hey my friend is coming over to get fucked up, drink my beer, and eat my food"
"he sounds like a no shoes mike"

by butthole4777 December 17, 2018

MIKE!

A really random saying that originated from public schools in Jersey City in the mid 2010s, used when somebody is getting grilled or embarrassed, especially if you really want to annoy them.

It is used in the same way as "gotteem!" or "ah you mad", and it references the Hump Day Geico commercial specifically when the camel is like "Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike what day is it Mike?"

"Oh you broke your chromebook screen over winter break and they saying you have to pay for it? MIKE!"

by twweetop September 18, 2023

messiah mike

(a): mike
(b): 6 months for a class a
(c): future president
(4): leader of his cult

“messiah mike is just a different feen”

by JoergeBidenThe6th June 19, 2023

Miked

To get completely destroyed shortly after embarking on a task, similar to how Mike Tyson KO'd many of his opponents within the first round.

Don't even think about walking in through the front door with no piece; you'll get Miked.

by Big Kike June 6, 2018

Mike

A very big virgin who lives in a basement and need to touch grass asap

Mike is being Mike

by Zamina zamina zamina e e e e July 1, 2021

Mike Glasser

FUCK YEAH

FUCK YEAH! MIKE GLASSER!

by Ratrag999 May 27, 2010

law by mike

A famous YouTuber who talks about laws and rights and makes it interesting.He also collabs with Ugo Lord and has a channel called Hot Verdict

Man , law by mike is a great channel

by unknownnumber 2.0 April 30, 2025