You have to choose a side!

Ohoho reahehelly!?

Zealot "You have to choose a side!"

Hym "Ok... BOTH... And NEITHER! There. That's the side I'm on."

Zealot "You... You can't do that."

Hym "I did and AM doing that. Actively."

Zealot "But... My reality monster hates that!"

Hym "I... Do not give a single fuck about that... AT ALL! And also... I KNOW! THAT'S WHY I'M DOING IT! I want to piss it off REAL GOOD."

Zealot "It's going to punish you!"

Hym "Not if I kill it. Then, it will just be dead."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Side cadet

A side man to his friends/family.

Wow he's such a side cadet,his friends use him.

by Bang bang123 August 15, 2014

the other side of the puddle

a place that is, in all ways, different from the place the person saying it is from

Asian person: Wow! I finally received my package from the other side of the puddle! other Asian person: what do you mean from "the other side of the puddle"? Asian person: its from Russia.

by alto bolso January 20, 2022

Creamy side cake

This is when one shots love juice on the bum of a lover while doggy style.

Last night my ole lady and I were making love and finished off by giving her a nice creamy side cake.

by BigDaddy_Deano November 13, 2011

Odd Is on Our Side

the second graphic novel featuring Dean Koontz's character Odd Thomas. It was released in October 2010.

Odd Is on Our Side title listing at the Internet Speculative Fiction Database

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

side piece police

Someone who is always getting involved in another’s relationship and trying to report their misconduct

Stop acting like the side piece police their relationship is none of your business

by Juicy Joshua James August 7, 2022

Side Coin

Making some money on the side.

Dylan was making some side coin delivering food while driving for Uber.

by Sullywagon July 14, 2021