Da Shits

1. Slang for "diarrhea". Usually associated with (but not limited to) eating poorly prepared foods. See also Montezuma's Revenge.

2. The shortest review of "The Da Vinci Code".

1. "I knew I shouldn't have had that raw steak with eggs. Now I got Da Shits."

2. The Da Vinci Code was Da Shits

by Brainiac January 9, 2005

well, no shit

A response similar to 'how interesting' or 'I didn't know that'.

Ex. Person 1- "did you know that there are over a thousand different species of fish?" Person 2- "well, no shit!"

by the dirty bastard May 27, 2009

Hulk Shits

Incrediably green shit extracted from the asshole of a man or woman.

I took the worst hulk shits last night! That motherfucker was greener than the stripe on the mexican flag.

by The1Nonly1 August 25, 2009

shit one

Said when something bad happens, sometimes in a derisive manner.

Ed: I got caught with porn by my mom.
Bob: Shit one.

by niall February 15, 2004

shit flakes

when you go to use the toilet after someone took a dump & didnt double flush, & shit particles are floating around.

"damn meg, did you just take a dump? you forgot to finish flushing, now there's shit flakes floating around"

by 40zN9z September 6, 2009

shit festival

When something is so horrible, so fucking bad quality, such a piece of shit that it's appealing as going to a festival to view and discuss various fecal matters that parted ways with different animal anus holes.

See also: Waste of time, shitload of fuck, dogshit, toilet odor.

Watching the Hills Have Eyes was a complete shit festival.

by stab licker March 29, 2007

shit hawk

a big shitty bird that swoops down and puts poop on you and carries you away back to its big shitty nest.

im not afraid of no fucking shit hawks

by olliver clothsoff January 3, 2009