Provolone sausage

A provolone sausage is when your boyfriend/husband/male partner is eating a steak and cheese and the cheese from the sandwich turns you on so much that you then proceed to give a blow job watching the cheese stretch from his mouth to the sandwich. Then when he comes in your mouth you spit it on the other half of the sandwich and watch as he eats your master piece you’ve created

Yoooo I gave my man the provolone sausage last night and he was in AWE...

by Captain mermaid man February 27, 2021

Sausage Fest

Party or gathering that the percentage of males present at party exceeds 90%. This statement is usually uttered by dudes at said party or gathering in total and absolute disappointment at the lack of females present. Also, as a side note there is no such thing as a party or gathering initiated by a male that has a female percentage of 60% or above.

"There is like 2 hot chicks here with "their f****** boyfriend's" and 2 lame chicks. Let's just go to a f****** strip club, f*** this Sausage fest!"

by Veloxcor21 May 16, 2016

Silly sausage

An extremely stupid retard who is a sinner even Satan can’t get behind. Someone who commits warcrimes just because they can. A war criminal. Stay the FUCK away from these people

Dick: Your such a silly sausage, Jack

Jack: *types in nuclear launch codes* Where did you say your house was again, Dick?

by lanky_geezer_69420 June 17, 2024

Grilled sausage

The act of fellating another man’s penis so vigorously that the friction heats it up enough for it to be considered grilled

Man, Sarah went so hard on Tom that he’s got a classic case of Grilled Sausage!

by Tommy R 1879 February 14, 2024

Sausage squirt

The Discription of reaching full orgasmic sensation , while producing a mass load.

Wow Lanny awesome sausage squirt!

Jake impressive sausage squirt!

Cindy stays complaining about how salty the ocean was on our vacation ,but she chugs Sausage Squirt every night.

by Rock Kicker March 17, 2021

Sausage Wiff

The attempt to insert the your penis into the vagina, but missing and having it enter the anus.

We were going to bang like crazy all night, but I Sausage Wiffed and it ruined the moment.

by Haze Down July 15, 2022

Sleeping Bag For Sausages

A synonym for vagina

Did you hear? Stephanie is renting out her sleeping bag for sausages. I can't wait to rent in for myself ;b

by BasicByotchIvy August 1, 2020