Dick potato 

When potatoes began to grow out of your penis

God I've started growing dick potatoes again

Dick potato by Landapotato July 13, 2021

lil potato 

A wonderful happy young girl with a big smile and a bright future. makes everyone around them happy and is always there for a friend.

That girl is such a lil potato

lil potato by hello my little kitty July 19, 2021

Absolute potato 

Another word for potato head

A absolute idiot ans anyoning dhead

Stop being a absolute potato

Absolute potato by The truth_allday August 23, 2021

Ugly Potato 

Something that people call themselves when they believe they are unattractive/ugly. Can also be used as an insult.

Person a: Oh my gosh, I'm such an ugly potato.
Person b: No you're not, shut up.

Person: My crush is a goddess and I'm just an ugly potato.

Person a: Would you like to go out with me?
Person b: Ewww you're such an ugly potato thoughhh...

Ugly Potato by Mighty Bean Boi April 7, 2022

fuck potato 

a potato you cut a hole into and proceed to fuck

"i really want a fuck potato"

fuck potato by i heart incest June 23, 2022

Magic potato 

A potato filled with multiple samples of men cum

Man you ever wanna make a Magic Potato

Magic potato by PsageY July 30, 2022

Baked Potato 

Building a low end computer while high on marijuana.

Hey Steve, lets get high and make a baked potato.

Baked Potato by Uncle Samaclause September 21, 2022