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people who play magic

Guys that have fun and get a shit ton of girls

Red Deck = Guys that always win and get alot of girls
Blue Deck = Smart guys that steal everyone else's girls because they're smart
Black Deck = Girls love the black deck people for obvious reasons and go ham
White Deck = Guys that make sure everyone gets girls
Green Deck = Guys that get girls alot

There are a ranks in Magic:
Noobies - fags that don't play (take it in the butt from other guys)
Wizards - Guys that play and get girls
Sage - Guys that play alot and get alot of girls
Grand Sage - Guys that never lose and plow girls 24/7
People who play Magic = We play magic, girls love us and want the D
by Grand Sage Mordal Etu-Gromar December 3, 2013
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people in hell want ice water

A common response to the superfluous wants of someone in which situation there is either no ability or desire to respond to said wants. In other words, people in hell may want ice water, but the Devil has no desire to give it to them because they're in hell and now they have to deal with it.
Johnny: Dad, I really want a new BMW since Jason down the street got one.

Dad: Well, people in hell want ice water. You're going to continue to drive your 1999 piece-of-shit Toyota.
by giant-nutsack March 1, 2017
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weird white people shit

there was a video of nicholas knowles doing weird white people shit
by Amandaeileen12 April 24, 2019
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On October 21, you can anybody under 5’6” with no permission needed
Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day
by Pug? October 6, 2021
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Leopards Eating People's Faces Party

A political party of leopards that DEFINITELY won't eat your face ;)
Smart person: "Hey, have you heard of the 'Leopards Eating People's Faces Party?' They seem pretty cool!"
Neophyte: "I don't know, I'm pretty sure that they want to eat people's faces."
Smart person: "I don't see what you mean."
by Medusa Magic July 23, 2021
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we need to see other people

she's already seeing someone......sorry, man
jessica: we need to see other people

bob: you're cheating on me?!

jessica: how'd you know?!

bob: Urban Dictionary

jessica: oooooh
by Johnnykins June 15, 2008
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