Soccer Piss

The act of kneeling down with one leg out and planted in the ground (in proposal like stance) and pissing discreetly. Appearing as if you are posing for a picture with your soccer buddies, yet pissing.

Girlfriend: My boyfriend is a thinker, see him posing over there just like the sculpture.

Guy buddy: He's actually taking a soccer piss. Look it up.

by Catdragon2000 December 31, 2011

knee deep in pelican piss

When you are over worked or in deep trouble. It is a variation of "knee deep in shit" but adds the assumption that it takes longer to "get" knee deep is pelican piss then it takes to with shit, thus you have been over worked or in deep trouble for a longer period of time.

I am having a long day, I am knee deep in pelican piss over that late report!

by TJM3460 November 13, 2011

Cheese wiz piss

A male UTI

Yo bro i got that cheese wiz piss again.. I think I need some of that cranberry shit.

by Thomas bacon August 19, 2022

Ass Piss

A type of severe diarrhea in which you unleash a torrent of pure liquid shit with the force of a high pressure waterjet table. Ass Piss is usually encountered shortly after a trip to Taco Bell.

Joe and I went to Taco Bell and about 30 minutes later, he destroyed the seat of my truck with a stream of Ass Piss like I've never seen. It cut clean through the passenger floorboard.

by CDRTickledick May 28, 2020

pot to piss in

To have no money.

He doesnt have a pot to piss in.

by Atlantis May 16, 2004

quiet piss

NOTE: this definition applies to guys only (girls can't do a quiet piss)
when you aim your piss at a dry section of the toilet (usually just above the water line farthest from you), so it doesn't make as much noise as when you pee directly into the water

"hmm, i gotta pee, but everyone is sleeping. better do a quiet piss"

by cream of sumyungay September 27, 2005

tiger piss

slang for p.c.p. because of its smell.

man, that boy is gone off that tiger piss.

by x December 13, 2003