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Old man's breath

When your riding in a car, fart, raise your ass up a couple inche's from the seat so you can acceess your fart and suck it up in your mouth. Quickly face the driver and blow the fart in to their face.
I gave Laura old man's breath and she couldn'tbelieve what I have done. I celebrated because it did work. WOOHOO
by xkfalling October 4, 2010
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Old lady hajj

Trip to Graceland. All old ladies have to make the pilgrimage at least once before they die.
Nah, Grandma ain't here. She's off on her old lady hajj to Graceland.
by Bretorious July 3, 2011
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Horny old goat

A phase said to some elses horny grandfather showing he has a long white field of pubic hair and fucks young wemen for pleasure
by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020
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Shirtless Old Man

The wrinkles, the man-boobs, the HORROR!!!!
Usually available in summertime, the Shirtless Old Man is a fearless animal with a tendency to enjoy Miller Lite and balance the beer cans on his pot belly.
Oh c'mon, get a shirt on shirtless old man!
by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010
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The Old Game Switcheroo

When Your PS3 breaks on you and you trade it in at Game knowing it was broken. Your stood there sweating like a pig as you trade in your broken machine knowing full well it's faulty.
Try2 traded his PS3 last night using The Old Game Switcheroo.
by tlpn99 October 20, 2010
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Old Man Crotch

A fashion favored by older men where their inseam looses the inverted v shape and becomes more squared off like an inverted u.
I can't believe she's actually dating that guy with the old man crotch.
by Simi Halu February 28, 2009
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old sheckled hen

(noun)-
a person often female with fake tits who is too loud in public and irrationally mean spirited to strangers.

will frequently say things like; YASSS BITCH, OMG, HEY FUCKERS, ect.
by everybody poops May 10, 2018
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