Hammer Bro

An enemy sometimes encountered in mainline Mario games. Often seen in pairs, their behavior involves tossing hammers in an upward arc at you. Essentially, they are some of the most annoying cunts you will ever encounter in any video game. When you approach one, be sure to have a mushroom on you because there is a very low chance that you'll get past them without getting hit at least once.

Person 1: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I DIED
Person 2: What happened?
Person: 1 IT'S THOSE FUCKING HAMMER BROS, THEY ARE NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO AVOID! FUCK!

by zvcxasdfkwyrio June 17, 2022

Band Bro

Guys in bands that live in total squalor. Bedroom usually has mattress on the floor with no linen and definitely no natural light. Cycles through partners more often than he changes his socks because he's a giant man child with addiction problems.

Expects any potential partners to be his mum and therapist but also be cool when he fucks other people on tour.

That band bro ghosted me after giving me chlamydia

by Frankenbron August 5, 2019

joe the bro

the bro who likes to fuck everyone whilst wanking

joe the bro has many hoes

by jdm_joe April 20, 2021

Forest Bro

A man in his 20s-30s, usually from the Pacific Northwest, who likes to camp, hike, and canoe in his free time. He tends to wear rugged brands like Patagonia, The North Face, and Eddie Bauer.

Dude, my counselor from summer camp was definitely a forest bro.

by The_Refinery August 2, 2018

Bro Davies

Anything, and everything. Mostly used when high on weed, or if your friends just say it to remember the fun times of the high.

Dude, we better start running before Bro Davies catches us!

by 190 Loads November 22, 2011

Beard Bro

When two people in public who have beards see another man with a beard and immediately have a connection. Beard bros are made purely on having a beard and nothing else

Scott- You see that bearded guy over there?
Travis- Do you mean our Beard Bro?

by ScottyBoi67 June 2, 2019

bro-job

bro-job refers to when a woman acts like a guy in order to be liked by a guy or trying to get into his pants.

"She is awesome. we just played H.E.R.O. together "

"Dude, she is totally bro-jobing you"

by Arisa Montgomery July 18, 2019