Road Kill

An old, hag looking, ghetto weave that sits awkwardly on top of the head . Road Kill weaves don't move or flow, they stay stuck in one position like a crooked

postage stamp.

You'll know when you see a weave that has entered Road Kill stage because it looks like a car that needs a front end alignment (which is exactly the problem with a Road Kill weave: it needs to be realigned).

One of the most ridiculous looking Road Kill weaves are blond because it is the most unnatural looking model of Roadkill.

Also called a Davey Crooked.

Why does that stripper's weave look so menacing like a Hunter's wall ornament?

Oh, she's new and just started making money, so she'll probably lose the Road Kill by her next shift.

by BTGSOLDIEROFYHVH December 6, 2018

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Get the Road Killmug.

Cruise-Kill

(When driving) A situation that would cause you to disable cruise control in order to slow down.

These slow drivers are a real cruise-kill

by SkySwinger February 3, 2025

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Get the Cruise-Killmug.

Kill

Used as a answer to a question. This response is mostly used in Marine Corps and Army combat arms units. Variations include adding a noun of your choice at the end.

Friend: You heard first Sergeant is releasing us early?
You: hell yeah, kill

Friend: Hey fuckhead make sure you're tracking formation at 1900!
You: Kill Sluts!

by 1st sausage October 8, 2019

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