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Facebook Notice

When someone says they re going to quit or they have quit their job. wether or not they have actually quit, or given their notice. Could be used to seek attention or for financial gain.
John must be looking for a raise cause he just gave his Facebook Notice.
by Bonescrub October 6, 2009
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Facebook-a-phile

A person who stalks underaged boys or girls exclusively through Facebook.
You know Mike? Total Facebook-a-phile. Has nothing but underaged girls on his friends list.
by JohnQDom August 20, 2011
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facebook machine

a device device which was used prior to modern computing for the sole purpose of accessing Facebook
guy1: yo this Facebook machine rocks
guy2: aah i got an iPhone for that
by totaditopjk June 10, 2015
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Facebook Stalker

A guy or a girl who randomly adds people and scans through their profiles and pictures, send harrassing messages and thinks everything you post is about them and / or refers to them. They also send you lot of romantic gestured gifts the moment you add them, and steal your pics to post them on messages they send you and commenting on your good looks.
girl posts a status:
"I have message warning, those who matter know how to reach me"
scott: oh honey I remember our talks with warm
girl: huh? what talks?

Private message From scott:
"Hello this is your picture you look like a model"

girl to friends:
"scott is such a facebook stalker. he keeps harrassing me"
by kteva February 24, 2009
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Facebook Jail

Putting someone in 'facebook jail' refers to hiding their status updates b/c they (a) annoy you or (b) really fuckin' annoy you. This has no bearing on how you feel about the person, only how you feel about their thoughts contaminating your news feed. Okay, maybe it has a little bearing on what you think of the person, and whether or not it was smart to add them in the first place.
Homie, you are one step away from being put in facebook jail. Your status updates are fucking retarded.
by Seraph Belmont September 14, 2011
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facebook beatoff

1 - A cruel game between your Facebook friends where one person sends you a link to a random Facebook friend and you must masturbate to their pictures regardless of sex , race , or relationship to you .

2 - The act of snooping through your hot friends pictures and using them for masturbation material.
John- dude you really are gonna make it me beatoff to my uncle's pictures ?
Mike- you know the rules to Facebook beatoff now do it !!
John- fine ..stupid game
by downsyndromedave July 20, 2011
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tandem facebooking

When two people facebook together as a team

They comment on & "like" the same posts mere minutes apart. They also share pics & tag each other on notes. One will take the same quiz, add the same app, join the same group or become a fan of something immediately after the other one does. This type of facebooking duo constantly posts on each other's wall & shares inside jokes & obvious intimate understanding of their vague status updates. They may chat with each other on facebook even though they are sitting in the same room & could talk audibly instead.

These people come across as insecure, lame, cheesy & noobish in the ways of facebook. Everyone appreciates the feeling of belonging & being a valued part of their facebook crowd, but tandem facebookers take it too far & ironically alienate themselves to a degree. Tandem facebooking lowers social value even though the duo may find a huge sense of security in navigating facebook together. They may be trying too hard to look active on facebook or be too lazy to cultivate an original presence there while an ideal lies more to the middle of the spectrum.

One of the easiest ways for tandem facebookers to overcome this label & demonstrate independent thought & confidence is to sometimes wait a few hours between posting comments or clicking "like" on the walls of mutual friends.
Person A: "Oh, that group you just joined sounds funny! I'm gonna join it too!"

Person B: "No, wait! Wait at least a couple of hours so people won't see that we're tandem facebooking!"
by Hip Mama February 7, 2010
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