Dick Dong

Someone who's being a retard or doing something retarded.

Stop being such a fucking dick dong...

by Tip Tank April 20, 2011

Dick Clittington

One of the most insulting names that you can call a person.
The naming of a Dick Clittington is often followed by a round of applause for the user's tenacity in their choice of insult.
As it holds such monumental weight amongst insults, calling somebody Dick Clittington should only occur in the most extreme instances where other insults fall short of describing the gravity of that particular situation.

Besides the exalted and god like 'cock smoking thunder cunt' I can think of only one other insult that would gain such rapturous applause for its usage, 'Dick Clittington'

by Mitch Connerson July 18, 2010

Slippery Dick

-A kind of fish with a long cylindrical body shape that often coats itself with mucus as a defense mecanism
-An excited Dont

-Would you look at the size of that Slippery Dick darting between those rocks!
-I pleasured his slippery dick.

by Mad Mike October 9, 2004

Dick Cheney

vice president who needs to go see the Wizard for a new heart. Calls all of Bush's shots.

Anybody notice that Dick hasn't been around lately? Is he in his undisclosed place or have they faked his death?

by Alex February 26, 2003

needle dick

The exact opposite of a chode: A penis which is extremely long yet extremely skinny. Will not please a woman as much as a chode, as it is too skinny to touch the vaginal walls.

Fucking with a needle dick is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

by Frank-The True Knower of the Word Chode May 25, 2006

Dick Jacuzzi

When a dick is put into a woman's mouth when she has water in it. She seals her lips around his dick, and gurgles, creating a Dick Jacuzzi.

"She gave me the wildest Dick Jacuzzi last night."

by PenmasterBen March 13, 2009

dick contest

A friendly competition in which several males compare phalluses. The judge is typically a female with experience evaluating the male anatomy.

T-Good won the 7th floor dick contest; his dick is truly the greatest in the land.

by bigdickbandit February 22, 2008