Cum Pop

The act of nutting in a girls asshole. And setting her in the freezer over night with a stick in her ass. This will leave you with a tasty treat and a dead girlfriend.

Me and my girl just made some cum pops

by Emma vejhrn October 18, 2019

Crispy cum

That sticky thing you find on your bed sheets after you wake up

Person 1: dude i had a shit ton of crispy cum on my sheets this morning!

Person 2: Dude, i couldnt care less

by Gas king March 18, 2021

The Cum Zone

anywhere within Canada, USA, or Mexico

person: im going to the cum zone next weekend!
person 2: lucky bastard

by acid but not corrosive May 25, 2021

Cum poisoning

When one swallows too much cum and gets sick from it.

Dave:'Did you hear about Sasha going to hospital to get her stomach pumped?'

Johnny: 'yeah!, she got 'cum poisoning' from that bukake party'

by Crashbitch September 3, 2013

Cum Chewer

(Noun) An individual who talks a lot of shit, fast. Their lips moving at an alarming rate which causes “smacking” sounds, simulating the sound of chewing loudly. disgusting saliva oozing from their gums like cum. Hence- Cum Chewer. Often used to describe someone who spits when they talk.

Jamal: damn nigga, did you see Tyrone going on and on about the fuckin’ basketball game he won?

Philip: Yeah, he was raving about it. I could feel the spray all on my face every time he said “bathsketball”. What a Cum Chewer.

by Dick Man Bebe April 23, 2018

Psy-cumming

The art of wanting to jack off, but are to lazy to actually do it so you use psychic powers to rub one out

"I am horny but don't feel like jacking it right now, oh well i Gusse ill just have to psy-cumming."

by Tittyspanker47 November 3, 2016

Femboy Cum

Best type of cum to drink, consume, or have all over your face.

Person: I love me some femboy cum
Other person: Dude that's super fucking gay
Person: Well you know I love me some femboy fags
Other person: Jeezus have fun eating that femboy cum I guess

by cheeseh8rthe420smoker April 22, 2023