Couch Belt

Oath to thyself not to leave the couch while drinking whiskey.

I have on my couch belt or put on your couch Belt.

by PoppyReed May 31, 2018

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Couch

A place where your dad loses his spare change and wallet sometimes if your lucky.

Bob: Hey Kelly I need some money can you make a distraction while I go check inside the couch?
Kelly: Ok.
Bob: Oh cool dads wallet is here were gonna buy so many diabetes.

by supboi200 June 26, 2018

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Couch Potatoed

Verb

When a living organism has spent extensive amounts of time on a piece of furniture called a couch (at least 7 hours) then refers back to this experience

I've watched tv till my eyes have started burning & I've eaten so much crappy food today I think I could vomit all while I've couch potatoed.

by CarlG.Willie May 9, 2018

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Caught the stab

A knifing in fighting

Yah, I caught the stab

by MuckGregor July 23, 2018

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Caught Out There

Having to use the bathroom really badly, usually a number 2 or when you have a leaky faucet, but not having access to a bathroom.

I’m going to use the bathroom now before we leave, because I don’t want to get caught out there...

by KSpade1120 July 27, 2018

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couch

a couch is the best bed you can have, some even come with leg rests and arm rest. it is comfy and amazing .

guest: "ill just sleep on the couch"
house owner, in defense:"no just sleep on my bed and ill sleep on the couch"
guest:"ok!"
the house owner was scared he would hurt his precious couch

by the-truth-artist567 August 28, 2018

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