Clipis clapis

Clipis clapis occurs when a really gay man jacks off any type of animal, Causing a clip's clap's.

Prisoner 1:What are you in for?

Prisoner 2:I stole a mans horse and went clipis clapis on it.
Prisoner 1:What is clipis clapis?
Prisoner 2:When you jack off any animal, and make him nut
Prisoner 1:That's fucked up! You faggot!

by Grundle_My_Fundle April 15, 2020

Go Clapton

To suddenly change your current guitar genre, image or musical direction as a guitar god in such a drastic and shocking way, that your current fanbase needs hospitalization because of their parallel sudden identity crisis. Clapton, Bob Dylan and Gary Moore are examples of sudden musical career turns.

“He warned me he’d go Clapton on me and deliver a blues record instead of a new euro metal album.”

by Gurbz September 3, 2020

Emily Clapton

Emily Clapton a short blonde bitch whose addicted to drugs and sex

You see her that’s a Emily Clapton you don’t wanna be here

by The pussy eating machine September 15, 2020

Ass clapper

Someone who cheers on the sideline jumping up and down cause the ass to clap

Eli stop being a ass clapper

by Kevinward November 3, 2020

Rock Clapper

Someone who is very dull, impulsive and downright out of it.

Bradley is such a good friend but he's a rock clapper

by Simmons,Michael December 15, 2020

The Clapper

When you slap a girl with your dick twice then shut the lights off

I finished off by giving her the clapper and went to bed.

by anonymous December 15, 2020

Thursday Clapper

A hypocrite who only pretends to care about someone/something to impress others, whilst secretly destroying it.

Origin:
In the UK during the Covid pandemic NHS staff & carers were dying because they were forced to work without proper protection.

Every Thursday at s a sign of support the nation stood on their doorsteps and clapped, and the the MP's directly responsible for the danger and underfunding did the same in front of the cameras and then carried on dismantling free healthcare and profiting from the crisis.

Did Naomi Campbell stop modelling fur after she did that massive anti-fur campaign?

Nah, she's just a Thursday Clapper

by Jemima True January 26, 2021