I just can not figure out the way

You want to cheat on your wife but you can't find a good excuse for your lover.

Bob: Hi beautiful, I just can not figure out the way to get away for a couple of hours because I am so extremely busy that I can't even explain it to you.

by Bobbobobo December 2, 2007

can I get a little "zip-zip", "looky-looky"?

A phrase used to ask a person to flash you, possibly leading to sexual contact of some sort.

"DAMN girl, you so fine, can I get a little "zip-zip", "looky-looky"?

by Maddie McGregor January 20, 2008

you can go in dog shit, dingle balls

A phrase that can be used when one wants someone to leave, now, esp. if that someone is being annoying to the point of asking for a serious ass beating.

Annoying person: "give me something of value and I will go in peace"

person being annoyed: "you can go in dog shit, dingle balls, I've heard about enough out of you."

by wichita November 11, 2006

Hey yo ma can i get yo number?

When a horny man asks a random girl (ma) if he can get her number.

Hey yo ma can i get yo number? Girl (ma) slaps guy in the face

by Urbanwordcreator March 25, 2016

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by Kmqq April 21, 2023

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

A meme that we forgot to revive during the coronavirus pandemic

woke people during the pandemic: Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

by ♥🗺☠ June 10, 2021

everything a guy can want

1. Boobs or tits
2. A penis cock or dick to suck on and to fuck.
3. A ass or a butt they can also fuck.
4. To see girls pee, poop and get naked.

and the final things a guy can want......

:-D ********SEX**PORN**SEX********

God, I have evey thing a guy can want

by PENISinYOURmouth January 31, 2005