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What brand is your microwave?

A question guys ask girls over text when the conversation is drying out.
boy: "that's crazyy"
girl: "ikr"
boy" so uh what brand is your microwave?"
by alextheog March 12, 2025
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4th Branch of government

No the fuck you are not.
Hym "The press is not the 4th branch of government. You trying to be that is a problem that needs remediation."
by Hym Iam April 18, 2025
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Cavemanne brand

Da line of fire extinguishers dat are so simple to operate, even a primitive primate could use them.
Prehistoric man cooked over an open fire, so a Cavemanne brand conflagration-dowser would have been handy to have around "just in case".
by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025
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Raisin Bran

A square. Someone whose grapes (either testes or ovaries) has shriveled through trauma, acting through fear not allowing the best outcomes out most situations.
Let's go to the gun range, don't be such a raisin bran.

"Hey, I got new job as a courier."
"Are you sure you want to drive so much, what if you get in an accident?"
"Quit being such a raisin bran."
by WisloveGodstyle June 4, 2025
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Bombay Biryani

A filthy, taboo-laced sexual act where one partner performs anal while the other is experiencing digestive chaos—think lube replaced with ghee, and the “final layer” of the biryani is an unholy mix of bodily fluids, curry remnants, and shame. Often involves a tarp, nose plugs, and deep personal regrets.
Choda tried anal in the back of his old Mercedes after a lamb biryani and three Kingfishers. Mid-thrust, her guts let go—hot korma splashdown.
He slipped, metal plate in his arm pinged off the handbrake, car rolled into a skip. Whole thing looked like someone pressure-washed a tandoori in reverse. Classic Bombay Biryani.
by HorseCoq August 3, 2025
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The Brand

A particular set in a gang or the gang itself
I can't mess with someone who ain't gonna shoot for the brand
by Big Dog Shit November 27, 2025
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not my brand of whiskey

man 1 ): how did Hitler commit suicide: by taking a cyanide pill or shooting himself in the head?

man 2) no bloody idea. this is not my brand of whiskey, I'm a biochemist anyways. go to a history department, they may be able to help you there.
by Sexydimma June 5, 2012
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