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Hot air balloon 

A sexual act that is executed as follows:
The male inserts his foreskin into a receiving individual's anus or vagina and asks said receiving individual to either fart or queef, respectively, thus filling the area between the foreskin and glans penis with warm gas. The male then exits the orifice, swiftly pinching his penis as to trap the air. There must be enough air as to obviously distend the foreskin for this maneuvar to be considered a success.
Man I love getting hot air balloons but am damn tired of the urinary tract infections.
Hot air balloon by Enormastit April 28, 2019
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Eating Air Biscuits 

When someone is very obviously on drugs. Usually Meth.
Look that that tweeker over there eating air biscuits.
Eating Air Biscuits by J Biggy December 18, 2020

Avatar: the last air bender 

A childhood classic where aang is attempting to master all four elements. Aang is a bald strange monk boy who gets help from his two weird friends, a lemur and flying bison!
Avatar: the last air bender is such a good show! Zuco is so hot!

shooting the air 

Just like shooting the shit or shooting the breeze. Hanging out with the boys, talking about life, drinking some beers. Doing nothing.
Yeah me and Tyler were just shooting the air, hanging in his backyard and all of a sudden he got abducted by aliens.

Makin' Jerky in the air fryer 

The act of masturbating in a tanning bed
Someone knocked on the door when I was makin' jerky in the air fryer

Civil Air Patrol

A political disaster that is similar to boy scouts but actualy gives over zeluos adults rank and control over their children and their childs peers.

Many a ambitious cadets CAP career was destroyed by a fat peice of shit parent.

oh and god help me if they ever look for me.
"I will promote you after my son is promoted"
Civil Air Patrol by qwerty December 24, 2004