alabamer hammer

When you come into the room jump in the air as a land dolphin would while making a humping motion then cut your unwilling sacrifices face off and wear it around the house while masturbating to the weather girl

Proceed to Alabamer Hammer that bitch tonight

by Slimlongdingdong July 8, 2019

Alabamian fuck

An Alabamian

Did you see the new Alabamian fuck that they just transferred here?

by Alabamian fuck 死人 October 6, 2019

Alabamian Gangbang

The girl is attached to a spinning torture wheel as the two men, one on floor and one hanging upside down from the ceiling, alternate between traditional and anal intercourse. The girl must have a brother participating in order for this to work.

I had my first Alabamian Gangbang last night.

by Alabama Ventura, Sex Detective September 17, 2020

alabalabalalalalalabababa

A phrase used from the goddess monkey in the game baby phone.

*dials a number* alabalabalalalalalabababa *monkey hangs up*

by Altssq November 15, 2021

alabamerian

Its when you think of your family member in a attracted way or fuck them.

Doush: Yo your sister is looking hella fine today
The brother: I know right
Doush: You're a alabamerian

by fuckmynutz November 7, 2022

albama hot pocket

a bumhole ring were you strap it on and set off like a rocket flying through space and time

i love it when my dad lets me use the albama hot pocket

by rape=good_health_care June 25, 2017

Alabamanism

The act of fucking a sibling like Alabamian.

Hey Cletus! Alabamanism is not legal in New Jersey.

by DaddyBarnacle January 10, 2022