5 Key Productions

5 Key Productions is a Scratch game studio founded by “Sivedow Elrard”. As of writing, his only game up is ‘Flight DELAY Simulator’ but a larger game is currently in the works.

Have you heard about the new game being released by 5 Key Productions?

by Elrard December 28, 2023

Big Hecking Profuse Sad

a big flipping radical amount of big hecking profuse sadness.

brro, this dude big died dude, I'm big flipping radical amount of big hecking profuse sadness dude. Bro

by Cosmic sad January 2, 2024

Alabama Health Care Provider

When your father gets a splinter in his finger so you suck his cock

A shit I need my Alabama Health Care Provider

by Ami Pond January 19, 2024

Men's problems

What is even the logic behind that?

Hym "So, the solution to men's problems is... Men being better... SO... Men (collectively) have problems... But if the men were better they wouldn't have problems... because better men wouldn't be having those problems... So, what are these men's problems? And what constitutes better? Better, like, higher earning? Let's go back to the problems... According the redpillers, men's problems are... Having their lives destroyed by women through divorce, ok? So there's one... Do the better men have that problem? Who are the better men Konstantin? Is Elon one of them? You're on a team where you HAVE to say he's better than everyone Konstantin...

You have to say it... You gotta stroke that retarded cock or you're off the team... Yes he has that problem. Ok, next problem... They're not dating... Why are they not dating? According to the redpillers it's because when they ARE dating them it doesn't lead to sex... It leads to women getting free resources... Why does dating them not lead to sex? Because women are already having all the sex... The men they are fucking don't need to date them... So, the solution is be better. So, what do the dating guys do to be better? Like, there... What do the dating guys do to be better there? Now, I AM going somewhere with this, so stay with me... What other problems do men have? Inflation? Poor working conditions? Is being expendable a problem? So, I guess my point is: Men's problems aren't monolithic. Being better in some vague sense isn't a solution to ANY problem and this is evidenced my LITERALLY ANY INSTANCE of a 'better man' having a 'men's problems.' AND your tribe analogy (I don't think) is even biologically accurate. I once heard some scientists say (on some history channel documentary in relationship to re-populating a species) that you need A MINIMUM of 50 of each sex. So, it's inaccurate and incestuous. Just like you're religion. It's just retarded dawg. That's some retarded shit to say."

by Hym Iam January 19, 2024

That’s proper benny

When you do something so stupid it’s similar to a Benny Hill sketch

Look at the geezer running across the farmers field to get his golf ball. That’s proper Benny!

by TheBGF! January 24, 2024

Hoe by Proxy

When you're not a hoe yourself, i.e you do not sell sex or sexual images of yourself, but someone else acquires your photos and sells them on your behalf.

Man, someone got a hold of those nudes I posted a while back and made an onlyfans with them! Guess that makes me a hoe by proxy.

by Jvk1166z February 6, 2024

Redo’s Procedure

n. Complex operation performed only by the most skilled surgeons in which a previously performed delicate procedure is performed again ... indelicately.

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Crickey mate! I was up all night getting a didgeridoo out of an Abo’s bum. Again. And now I have to do a bleeding Redo’s Procedure with an assistant from Perth who can’t tell an Allis from a pair of Springs.

by gnostic3 February 7, 2024