Skip to main content
All non-airborne personnel whether in any branch of any nation's military or not (a civilian) are all Dirty,Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEGS (Lacking Enough Guts (to jump out of a perfectly good aircraft into combat and negotiate a high-speed (~25MPH) crash landing by performing a proper PLF (Parachute Landing Fall))). Basically, you're all pussies and live lives of shame if you never had juevos big enough to serve your country as a Paratrooper (a Kick-Ass American Hero).
PVT Duffy:: Hey, check out that nerd with the BCGs (Birth Control Glasses)! What a loser!

PVT Smith:: Ha! Figures. Check out his black beret. He's just a Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG! C'mon, Airborne, let's flex our jump wings. JUMPERS! HIT IT!!!

**Every paratrooper within earshot regardless of rank snaps into a correctly executed exit position and then counts to 4 out loud. Then they all raise their arms up and look up at the sky.**

**Top-Gun-style high five**
by Duh Goot Nooodol August 26, 2024
mugGet the Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEGmug.

Dirty Marie

A woman that won’t shut the fuck up about Made in America or Justin Bieber. Also loves to shit in mens mouths while singing the song “Baby” by justin bieber .
She’s a Dirty Marie
by Jacob Burkhart April 26, 2022
mugGet the Dirty Mariemug.

Dirty Faisal

When a very closeted man happens to be in a situation where another very closeted man is sitting on his face and taking a dump on his mouth.
"I have aftertaste of dirty faisal in my mouth"
by Lasagnaaaaaaa December 14, 2021
mugGet the Dirty Faisalmug.

dirty Albena

Just a different kind of species from the family Human race.
Usually blonde and smiling.Also can be seen dancing on unusual places. Doesn't give a fuck but can give your brain good times.
Ex: Think twice before you get involved with Dirty Albena.
Dirty Albena can be found in open spaces. They bloom at night.
by A. Sivans May 28, 2023
mugGet the dirty Albenamug.

Dirty Birthe

When a man shits in a woman’s mouth and then the man sticks his dick in her belly button and Cums in it then sucks out the cum and spits it in her mouth
by GiveMeABjWoman May 24, 2025
mugGet the Dirty Birthemug.

dirty capri

A woman named Capri, who’s dirty.
by Caprisuns8 September 8, 2021
mugGet the dirty caprimug.

Dirty Makaila

A fuck session that goes on for ages, and your nut all on her ass and chucks, it takes a pressure washer to take the nut off, she queef on your dick and she has a orgasm then drinks it like lemonade and then fuck her so fast she shits all over your body, and her asshole is so tight you can’t stop fuck her tight brown anal hole, while your eating her best friend shit clumps and fucking ass well going hunting with your horny mailman and lighting a house on fire and fucking a homeless man on a bed in the fire.
I can’t stop doing dirty Makaila’s to my Grandpa.
by BryanPriole March 2, 2024
mugGet the Dirty Makailamug.

Share this definition