by Norman Angile January 10, 2023
Get the Fuck your friend Day mug.A manufactured problem, one that is easy to solve but not convient to the person responsible for manufacturing it. Normally it's a self solving problem, often created by management level decision makers, and would potentially negatively affect the person being asked for help in solving the problem. Artificial urgency is often imparted bu the bowling ball owner, along with the inability to self rescue & lack of understanding about the basic problem and their part in it.
A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.
Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.
A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.
Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.
A couple saw a cute bear in the park and stopped to feed it. The bear decided to finish eating their picnic basket, in the back seat. In a hurry to leave called the park rangers "Just wait a while, the bear will finish up and leave' the ranger suggested, and turning to their coworker says 'monkey fucking a bowling ball'
by anonymous November 15, 2025
Get the Monkey fucking a bowling ball mug.A fucking gallow (or gallows as a group) are bastards that lie to get your attention, as they may also come off snarky and attractive at the same time.
by maskerr August 19, 2017
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1. Verb/ The act of asking someone to leave your: home, dwelling, or living situation with one’s box of well-thought-out, prepared, or organized vessel of food.
2. Adjective/ A rude way of asking a chef, or culinarian, to leave your home, or dwelling with one's food, and tools immediately.
3. Simplistically/ “FUN” at the closure of “family time”.
4. Not to be confused with: “get your shit, and go.”
1. Verb/ The act of asking someone to leave your: home, dwelling, or living situation with one’s box of well-thought-out, prepared, or organized vessel of food.
2. Adjective/ A rude way of asking a chef, or culinarian, to leave your home, or dwelling with one's food, and tools immediately.
3. Simplistically/ “FUN” at the closure of “family time”.
4. Not to be confused with: “get your shit, and go.”
“Is that your box of… get-the-fuck-out-food?”
by @_agapewellness December 11, 2024
Get the Get-the-fuck-out-food mug.When playing any video game, and the other team is so bad, you shit on them, or fuck them in the dick
by myhandleisbigger March 29, 2021
Get the Dick fucked mug.Virtual Fucking; the act of having sexual intercourse whilst in virtual reality. V-Fucking can be done with two partners in the same room wearing VR headsets, however, both members of the act may be simply V-Fucking online (this is most common in popular game VRchat).
Randy: You don't have a girlfriend, why do I keep hearing you grunting in the other room?
Chad: I am V-Fucking my girlfriend!
Chad: I am V-Fucking my girlfriend!
by WorstWordist February 27, 2022
Get the V-Fucking mug.When someone is an "irritate fuck" he's annoying to the point you can't think of anything else to offend him and you just throw a "fuck" in the sentence.
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Omg! Stop talking you irritate fuck! If I knew your excistence was that pathetic, I would commit suicide...
by TasosMGr November 9, 2017
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