by pikscast December 03, 2014
A word synonymous with the most celebrated model in the BMW line, but often misconceived as the greatest car of all time. Often pursued and purveyed by Asian males and females who otherwise don't believe anything else is better than their 2.5L/3.0L inline 6 engines. This is also treasured by fobs who believe that they have just risen to the top of society when they merely created a false perception of attaining game - otherwise can't speak a word of English
A: My 3-series is definitely the ultimate driving machine, and I am getting so many bitches!
B: Ultimate driving machine compared to a Camry and getting looks from chicks because you made yourself a pompous idiot.
B: Ultimate driving machine compared to a Camry and getting looks from chicks because you made yourself a pompous idiot.
by Osama January 15, 2004
To understand this phrase we need to enter the arcane world of nautical terminology. Sailors' language is, unsurprisingly, all at sea and many supposed derivations have to go by the board. Don't be taken aback to hear that sheets aren't sails, as landlubbers might expect, but ropes (or occasionally, chains). These are fixed to the lower corners of sails, to hold them in place. If three sheets are loose and blowing about in the wind then the sails will flap and the boat will lurch about like a drunken sailor. (credit to phrases.org.uk)
by LilDog March 28, 2014
Yes, sir
Big dick, big dick
Big ol' dick-dick
Three big balls, look like we playing tennis
He got a big dick, I think his name Dennis
I jerk his dick until that nigga finish
His dick big and green, it taste just like spinach
Dudes, dudes, I love when they send me all the nudes
Had to make him nut 'cause his balls were blue
He didn't have a clue
He sliding in-and-out my ass like he's cleaning out gutters
Dick bigger than a stick of butter
Saw that big dick swinging up in the motherfucking hallway
He like me and my friends 'cause we're all gay
We like dick
I like his ass 'cause it's thick
He gon' fuck my butt 'til I shit
And dick is dry, so, I spit on the tip
Four big guys, and they bust on my eyes
They eat my ass just like apple pie
If they keep fucking me like this, I might just die
They pipe my booty 'til I cry
He lick my dick and the cum start dripping
I took a bite out of his ass, it tastes like lemon pepper chicken
He throw me up in the air, my booty flipping
He dug in his balls in my booty like he Scotty Pippen
Met the nigga last night
Then I rode his dick like a bike
He's so thick, he looks like a dyke
But that's okay, 'cause I think his name Mike
Jordan, he fuck me while recording
He sent me butt pic's this morning
Hands down, the greatest nudes I've received
I love when I receive his BBC
Big dick, big dick
Big ol' dick-dick
Three big balls, look like we playing tennis
He got a big dick, I think his name Dennis
I jerk his dick until that nigga finish
His dick big and green, it taste just like spinach
Dudes, dudes, I love when they send me all the nudes
Had to make him nut 'cause his balls were blue
He didn't have a clue
He sliding in-and-out my ass like he's cleaning out gutters
Dick bigger than a stick of butter
Saw that big dick swinging up in the motherfucking hallway
He like me and my friends 'cause we're all gay
We like dick
I like his ass 'cause it's thick
He gon' fuck my butt 'til I shit
And dick is dry, so, I spit on the tip
Four big guys, and they bust on my eyes
They eat my ass just like apple pie
If they keep fucking me like this, I might just die
They pipe my booty 'til I cry
He lick my dick and the cum start dripping
I took a bite out of his ass, it tastes like lemon pepper chicken
He throw me up in the air, my booty flipping
He dug in his balls in my booty like he Scotty Pippen
Met the nigga last night
Then I rode his dick like a bike
He's so thick, he looks like a dyke
But that's okay, 'cause I think his name Mike
Jordan, he fuck me while recording
He sent me butt pic's this morning
Hands down, the greatest nudes I've received
I love when I receive his BBC
by pheadl March 31, 2022
A sexual act between 3 people. When a guy has someone to his left and right (can be either male or female). Each of the individuals use one of their hands to jack off the guy.
The term 3 hand sandy is short for a 3 hand sandwich which became very popular in gay bath houses in the 70's.
The term 3 hand sandy is short for a 3 hand sandwich which became very popular in gay bath houses in the 70's.
Jim: "What were you doing all that time in the steam room with Bob and Ted?"
John: "We were all sitting on the bench and they decided to give me a 3 hand sandy."
John: "We were all sitting on the bench and they decided to give me a 3 hand sandy."
by Young Wheezy August 26, 2009