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Two retards arguing

Two people who go on a full-on debate over a very minor issue.
Macdougall: wow look at Nicolas and Patrick over there yelling at eachother.
MacDermot : wow, talk about two retards arguing
by Balls McBallsface January 8, 2022
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one-two punch

A simple alcoholic cocktail made from roughly 50:50 proportions of carbonated soft drink and cheap cask wine (otherwise known as goon). Typically this is done to mitigate the taste of the wine.

Goes down easy and makes you queasy. Except for fruity lexia, which makes you sexier.
Christ, this goon's rough. Bloody get some of that Sprite or whatever shit the kids are drinking and lets mix up some one-two punch.
by Anis Payne May 22, 2018
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two scoops of hoops

When one serving of Hoops just won't do and you must come back for more. Warning, Hoops is an addictive substance. May cause feelings of intense pleasure, good vibes and overall sense of love.
I could sure use two scoops of Hoops right about now.
by Winesamurai May 27, 2016
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Tennessee Two-Step

In multiplayer melee combat oriented video games the "Tennessee Two-Step" is a basic tactic used to out maneuver your opponent.
"Just give the zombies the ol' Tennessee Two-Step with an axe."
"The German soldier just pulled out his bayonet and gave me the Tennessee Two-Step"
by Staypuft Marshmallow Man August 18, 2017
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Two Minute Noodle

A Person who is of little or no value. Worthless
JOE: That new employee Tommy doesn't get anything done but sit around and play with his Tablet all day

BOB: Yeeup hes a two minute noodle...but hey that way we pay him minimum wage just to collect the trolleys.
by Pol Pothead May 30, 2014
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schenectady two step

After you knock someone out in a fight or just knock them down, you take two steps as to walk away then turn around and give them a boot to the head.
Did you see the "Schenectady two step" Nate got in Geppetos
by 518 allday March 3, 2014
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Goody two shoes

Someone always looking to get another person punished by an authority figure.
The goody two shoes wanted him/her chastised.
by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020
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