turtle-eenie-weenie

An extravagant method of describing something so cute and minute that it forces the exclaimer to explain it in absolute nonsensical reptilian terms.
oh my goodness this babies toes are so turtle-eenie-weenies
by vapegodalbert April 23, 2022
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Turbo Turtle

A really fast turtle that is so fast you can bearly see him go past his name is turbo he loves sun bathing to charge him up and then going for a swim he eats shrimp like there is no tomorrow then when you put hime down on the ground zoom he's gone.
man 1: have you heard of the Turbo Turtle ?
man 2: yeah i heard he was really fast where is he (ZOOM) oh there he is.

Turbo Turtle: a reptile with a shell
by shadowtoothdragon January 06, 2016
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Turtle Nuts

When a guy’s ballsack shrivels and shrinks due to the freezing temperatures
Guy 1: Dude its freezing outside..
Guy 2: Dawg i’m finna get turtle nuts for real.
by nonatesgiven06 June 12, 2024
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Turtle nuts

A common insult from the whitest of low income housings
Yo man you gotta pay your rent for the month.

Nah man I don't have it.

Man you turtle nuts.
by vogonalover May 19, 2014
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turtle tuesday

i love turtle tuesday
by sircarno January 19, 2021
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Turtle tuesday

the best day where turtles are celebrated across the globe
by sircarno January 19, 2021
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