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two way expressway

The act of letting your partner spread her legs, and letting a battery powered train run through her vagina and out her butthole.
Hey nicky let me shove this train in your vagina and out your butthole so it will be a two way expressway.
by deagleman43 March 18, 2014
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Two Minute Noodle

A Person who is of little or no value. Worthless
JOE: That new employee Tommy doesn't get anything done but sit around and play with his Tablet all day

BOB: Yeeup hes a two minute noodle...but hey that way we pay him minimum wage just to collect the trolleys.
by Pol Pothead May 30, 2014
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Tennessee Two-Step

In multiplayer melee combat oriented video games the "Tennessee Two-Step" is a basic tactic used to out maneuver your opponent.
"Just give the zombies the ol' Tennessee Two-Step with an axe."
"The German soldier just pulled out his bayonet and gave me the Tennessee Two-Step"
by Staypuft Marshmallow Man August 18, 2017
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Two tone tommy

Has a badge and a gun he is the one
Gets drunk and raps about shit plug
Two tone tommy dont fuck wit rat bitches
by Uncle ronnie 69 June 8, 2018
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one-two punch

A simple alcoholic cocktail made from roughly 50:50 proportions of carbonated soft drink and cheap cask wine (otherwise known as goon). Typically this is done to mitigate the taste of the wine.

Goes down easy and makes you queasy. Except for fruity lexia, which makes you sexier.
Christ, this goon's rough. Bloody get some of that Sprite or whatever shit the kids are drinking and lets mix up some one-two punch.
by Anis Payne May 22, 2018
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Two types of woman

There are woman you marry & then there are woman you don’t!
by TheBlueLeo April 29, 2019
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two hand the pump

A term for using two hands when holding a gun
If you make me mad I might two hand the pump
by Allmanwords June 1, 2017
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