Last Shot Hot

When an otherwise unattractive or downright ugly woman appears to be attractive because she is the last resort, or "last shot" a man has at engaging in intercourse for that particular evening.

Another interpretation is that the woman appears attractive only after the man has had "one last shot" of alcohol.

It was last call at the bar, and Duane had yet to find a woman at the bar to go home with. In his drunken desperation, the overweight 40-something brunette with a missing front tooth appeared attractive to him. After talking her up and taking her home for coitus, Duane awoke the next morning to her hideous visage, and found that unfortunately, she was only Last Shot Hot.

by Poor Woobie March 12, 2008

Two Shot Wonder

Upon taking 2 shots of an alcoholic beverage of about 40%, (standard vodka) you vomit instantly

Russian: Hey Wilson, SLAM 2 SHOTS
Wilson: Alright, *slams 2 and pukes*
Russian: HAHAHA TWO SHOT WONDER URBAN DICTIONARY TIME

by PaRuski January 13, 2011

Long-Shot-Louis

A Long-Shot-Louis is someone, when playing the sport football, always takes shots from far out range.

"Hey, why didn't you pass? I was in so much space! Your such a Long-Shot-Louis!"

by Nico Docherty March 3, 2008

One Shot Shocker

A BBQ Lighter that has been broken to make a one shot taser.

My One Shot Shocker Is busted.

by Satan's spawn February 7, 2006

slippery sling-shot

a sexual finishing move where after the male ejaculates into a condom, he quickly removes it, takes aim, and fires it at his partner's face. can be friendly, but is usually beyond rude. see angry pirate .

hey joey, if you really want to end your relationship with suzy, there's always the slippery sling-shot .

by jonny, sick, raina, cain fiddlekiller.com November 3, 2006

Dick Cheney Shot

A money shot where you accidentally blow your load on the other person's face and chest.

2 actors and 1 actress in scene.
Actor #1 blows a load and accidentally squerms on chest and face of actor #2.
Actress #1 says, "Haha! Dick Cheney Shot!"

by Ticonderoga February 28, 2006

elephant cum shot

To stop a snowboard quickly from speed, thus throwing up a huge mound of snow onto an unsuspecting victim.

"That guy just did an elephant cum shot on me, took me ages to get it out of my hair"

by KissTheGuns April 20, 2006