The Richard Simmons Rule states that adding Richard Simmons to anything makes said anything gayer than it was previously. This can be compounded infinitely.
<Imagine the gayest event ever.>
Person 1: I don't think this could get any gayer.
Person 2: Richard Simmons.
Person 1: Ahh, the Richard Simmons Rule, I stand corrected.
Person 1: I don't think this could get any gayer.
Person 2: Richard Simmons.
Person 1: Ahh, the Richard Simmons Rule, I stand corrected.
by Teknos October 15, 2008
The "rule" prominant in high school that allegedly states that if a teacher is not present in the classroom five minutes after the final bell has rung to indicate class has begun, the class may leave.
Although this rule has been tested, no conclusive evidence has been gathered to rule on whether this rule is real or not.
Although this rule has been tested, no conclusive evidence has been gathered to rule on whether this rule is real or not.
After sitting in the dark classroom for five minutes without a teacher, the majority of the class decided to follow the Five Minute Rule, so they got up and went to the cafeteria.
by Steph (editor - steferrknee) March 19, 2006
It is socially acceptable to go out with anyone within the two year age bracket. However the younger of the couple should be at least 14.
The "two year rule" means a 14 year old girl can go out with a 16 year old boy and still being socially accepted.
by randommzz October 18, 2009
rule meaning that while texting a chick that you have no relation with you must wait at least 2 minutes before texting her back
"ay bro dat shawty right there, she want you. You better use dat 2 minute rule cuz you too coo"
see "too coo" for further definition
see "too coo" for further definition
by $aint January 17, 2008
Gaming Rule #29
by alzyf Bobbert August 07, 2011
The Rule is an acknowledgment of one's own mortality and is invoked as a means of avoiding activities, people, movies, organizations, books and TV shows that are very likely a total waste of time.
In essence, it means that each of us only have a finite number of summers left, and those summers aren't to be frittered away on meaningless crap.
In essence, it means that each of us only have a finite number of summers left, and those summers aren't to be frittered away on meaningless crap.
by IslandMyk December 27, 2009
The Texas hat rule states that if you take someone’s hat then you are either f*cking or fighting, and man don’t hit women.
by Papi vaquero April 23, 2021