The master wank is when a male is at climax, he hits his penis against an object creating an explosion of semen flying across the room. This move can only be done by the experts and it would take a professional to land the semen directly onto (or into) a target.
by Kevin the platypus April 30, 2016
Get the the master wankmug. A session of self pleasure inspired by and devoted to the feeling of being overjoyed by something. A suitable follow up to the joy boner
I was so excited by the upcoming release of Elder Scrolls 5 that I had to calm my nerves with a joy wank
by kangoulius May 12, 2015
Get the joy wankmug. by Seven47 September 7, 2022
Get the Irish wankmug. 
Tabloid newspapers in the United Kingdom, simply and sensationally written, and politically biased. Often containing photographs of scantily clad (and sometimes) nude women. Also referred to as "Red Tops", for their red nameplate. Examples include The Sun, The Daily Star & The Daily Mirror
"Tomorrow - from broadsheets to wank rags - I want pages one, two and three to be a profile of Tom looking like a fucking political colossus, you know - Tom meeting the Pope, Tom in a NHS hospital chatting to little, baldie kiddies." - Malcolm Tucker (The Thick of It)
by PeterMannion May 1, 2019
Get the Wank ragsmug. She glared into his eyes, looked deep into his soul. His cheeks were rosy, sweat across his brow.. caught red handed after a crafty sweat wank
by Ratchet Ho January 14, 2019
Get the sweat wankmug. when you bust a nut only with your imagination or replaying memories of events in your head
commonly performed when internet access is poor
commonly performed when internet access is poor
by Toe_Cutter October 28, 2023
Get the think tank wankmug.