Russian icicle

The act of sitting upside down, ass towards the sky under usually the edge of one’s roof, and waiting for an icicle to fall and mercilessly penetrate your asshole. When the Russian icicle falls, if done perfectly, will land directly in your rectum.

Me and John will be waiting for Russian Icicles later today.

by Jimothy Tingles March 16, 2024

Russian Straw

When a woman sucks your cock while giving a boob job

Erika couldn't give a Russian straw her boobs are too small

by Bumber Bork May 24, 2025

russian food

It's fucking grouse, it tastes like dog shit. I recommend throwing it out the window or at your evil Russian step mum.

Evil Russian; come and eat we are eating Russian food.
2 seconds later.
Evil Russian; why is the window smashed?!

by Not a Russian December 02, 2016

Russian Bear

1. A coward who talks themselves up to be more powerful than they really are.

Look at those brave Russian bears fleeing from their trenches. Haha, the last one even soiled himself. Those Russian bears are only brave when they are standing over 10 year old girls.

by Voted Coalition and regret it July 04, 2023

russian minion

something that you type when you're bored and confused

"I like russian minions, green eyes, brown hair, muscular, atleast 170 pounds."

by RussianMinion May 18, 2022

Russian road-head

Instead of passenger performing fellatio on the driver, "driver blows you..."

I got Russian road-head last Tuesday.

by Slayerwolf359 June 06, 2021

Russian road-head

Instead of the passenger performing fellatio on the driver, "driver blows you!"

I got Russian road-head last Tuesday!

by Slayerwolf359 June 06, 2021