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Turking

Exceptionally poor driving, often exhibited by a Turkish national or on Turkish roads, which endangers oneself, other road users, pedestrians and anyone else within the radius that a car could travel at high speed through the air. Often characterised by a distracted driver who will not stop talking, the parallel and constant use of a mobile phone while in command of a vehicle, or driving at 140 KMH only 1 metre behind the vehicle in front.
Applicable examples would be (i) multiple lane changes by a driver whilst simultaneously eating food, using a mobile phone and talking to passengers in the back of the vehicle (ii) a vehicle stopping at a busy road junction so the driver can make a phone call (iii) a vehicle reversing at high speed up a major road as the driver had missed their turn-off and was too lazy to wait until the next exit
1. Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus, did you see that extreme turking? The driver of that car just cut across all 3 lanes of the road while eating a sandwich, sending a text message and apparently trying to make a joke to the child in the back
2. The driver of that car should be arrested for turking. Why would anyone think it is a good idea to park on a busy t-junction and make, what I assume, is a phone call to their family member to talk about what's for dinner
3. Someone nearly turked me off the road yesterday
by Stuart the scholar October 5, 2022
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Taking shots

1. Firing with a rifle or some other firearm.
2. Knocking back small glasses of liquor or some other alcoholic beverage.
3. Insulting someone.
4. Being shot in order to protect someone.
1. The sniper started taking shots at us with his rifle.
2. We were at the bar all night taking shots of whiskey.
3. That jerk kept taking shots at me.
4. The peacekeepers put themselves between the civilians, taking shots for the sake of peace.
by MalumLibrum958 October 16, 2022
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taking a drop

Using one extra year after school, not getting admission in school to specifically prepare for some entrance exam of some college.
I am taking a drop for preparing for the JEE exam.
by he.mi.sh October 17, 2022
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TAKING IT IN THE TONKA

The act of getting ass plowed by another he or she or he-she. This also refers to consuming narcotics by cramming them up your poop shoot.
My Tinder date be taking it in the Tonka. She ain’t gonna be walking straight for a week.

Also reference :

I took a Perc in the Tonka, that’s it money.
by Marion Cobretti Esq. November 22, 2022
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Turkin Out

When you’ve had 1 too many wild turkey’s and abruptly become violent towards anything and anyone in sight
He was turkin out so hard last night he ended up in the cells!
by Mingemuncher02 December 13, 2022
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Talking to bear

Taking a dump. A reference to Bear and the Big Blue House’s potty training episode.
“Where have you been?”

Sorry I was talking to bear
by JGbirdy December 21, 2022
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Talking-Hammer

a hammer that talks
bob has a talking-hammer
by The big pp boy February 6, 2023
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