Mind Tanking

To absorb an absurd amount of educational material for prolonged periods of time without writing it down.

Nikita: I'm learning so much here it's cray

Andrew: Are you writing any of this down or just mind tanking?

by Splunkit April 7, 2017

Pressure tanking

Drinking a great amount of alcohol in a minimum amount of time.

Tonight's gonna be pressure tanking with the guys!

I do wanna get wasted, let's hit the all you can drink bar and do pressure tanking!

Let's pressure tank tonight!

Dear lord, I have a bloody hungover! Must be because of the pressure tanking in the 2£ bar last night!

by CommanderCody May 27, 2017

ass-tanking

ass-tanking is when you put your index finger in your crack, just like you do at the gas station with gasoline gun. then, you keep it there until the finger is "ripe" and ready. after you smell it. the longer you tank, the more enjoyable it is.

ass-tanking is a nice, free hobby.

by dr. Raymond December 2, 2017

Semi-tasking

To do multiple tasks at once, not really putting in much concentration nor effort.

I had so much to do yesterday that I was only semi-tasking most of it, so I basically got nothing done.

by Shortimous April 21, 2018

swag talkin

When someone is over exaggerating about money, possessions, talents or accomplishments.

Dude #1: Man, y'all ain't ready for my skills in the booth, I got hella bars.
Dude #2: Bruh, you're swag talkin'... You know damn well you can rap!

by Smokey Brown June 4, 2018

swag talkin

When someone is over exaggerating about money, possessions, talents or accomplishments.

Dude #1: Man, y'all ain't ready for my skills in the booth, I got hella bars.
Dude #2: Bruh, you're swag talkin'... You know damn well you can't rap!

by Smokey Brown June 4, 2018

Shit tasking

You know those shitty tasks at work that no one likes to do? Those tasks that the new guy always gets? Well if you're new at your job, you'll most likely be shit tasking for the first week at least.

Dad: Hey kimmy, how was your first day at work?
Kimmy: It was splendid! NAH, JUST KIDDING. I've been shit tasking all day long

Dad: Just shut the f*ck up Kimmy and do your job

by A Turd in a Punchbowl May 25, 2018