HOWE did he make stitches so fast???

He used his newly-invented sewing machine (duh!).

In a historic mid-1800's sewing-speed contest, Elias Howe was able to sew 250 stitches per minute on his mechanical wonder, as opposed to a mere thirty stitches that a group of professional seamstresses were able to make in that same allotment of time. I imagine that said fleet-fingered ladies exchanged astonished gawking stares and asked each other, "HOWE did he make stitches so fast???"

by QuacksO April 5, 2019

The truth about what makes Japan so great

Japan and America/Britain are an opposing positive field, meaning that both cultures are fascinated with each other, such as Beckham in Tokyo, or Nintendo. Japan is just like any other place, so i dont feel that i should think of the people any differently, or that they're better or worse.

They're just like you and me.

By the way, using chopsticks is such a pain. i dont know how asian toddlers can do it but i can't!

by Biafra J October 7, 2004

Mr. Stark I don't feel so good

A saying you say before you let out a loud fart.

"Mr. Stark I don't feel so good," he said as he let out a loud fart.

by The Yellow Fellow November 8, 2018

So You Think You Can Dance

A show about a bunch of faggots and uptight sluts bouncing around like like retards, bitching at each other over whose prance was better and over acting emotion. This is also known as a great loss of time in ones life, be warned, if you watch it, you will not get the time back.

If i was a faggot I would go on So You Think You Can Dance

by ;.[;.';. February 2, 2010

women so hot pls date me

people who love women

“women so hot pls date me” and u can add ur own words after or before that

by isksjdjjsndjsjsjd lol January 5, 2021

Cipe so temporary samo SQL je permanent

This sentence means that whores (cipe) comes and goes (temporary) and only SQL stays there with you forever (permanent).

Jani: "My girlfriend jut broke up with me."
Matej: "Don't forget cipe so temporary samo SQL je permanent!"

by cipesotemporary March 28, 2021

You know the rules and so do I SAY GOODBYE

Basically yeeting people across the multiverse for a thing far worse then destroying the multiverse

Hey you know i'm vegan RiGhT? You: yes why are you asking Friend: and you know i have a dog right You:Yes Friend: And so is my do- You: You know the rules and so do I SAY GOODBYE

by a name that is totally not tok November 16, 2020