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moist grapefruit road

everyone loves grapefruit road, but its moist. if you think its dry fuck you. if you go down moist grapefruit road be careful not to crash on the moist road
lez: i have no fucking clue how to use moist grapefruit road in a fucking word amalgamation
by DiscordReject4 August 1, 2025
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("
by Detailed July 16, 2023
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Alabama Road Burn

When you pull your pecker out of a woman’s ass and it has and shit on it
“Man Keisha gave me some sick Alabama Road Burn last night, and didn’t even apologize
by 6BBC9 December 25, 2018
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Road Jerky

A highway that gets a lot of salt put on it in the winter.
The county plow trucks are out spreading salt and making road jerky.
by The Plowman November 29, 2012
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Kill Road

Kill Road Is another name for Mill Road which is a street located on milwaukee far north side. Mill road is infested with hoes, Speeding cars, drugs, Gds, and all other types of hood shit you can imagine. The highends of mill road is the worst area (76th-107th) there is alot of cheap apartments and projects around the area of 84th and mill road. When you go a little bit up the road to the 100s there is a hood known as the hunnits and is infested with a gang known as the wild 100s. This is definetly the worst part of killroad. There is shootings, robberies, burglaries you name it. Overall mill road is a scary place to live no matter if you are involved with gangs or any other types of dangerous activies. Everybody is a victim at some point.
Man 1: "aye man where you at?"
Man 2: "you already know where im at dawg. Kill Road."
by VonnaeRoadBoy January 8, 2017
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11 norman road

lets go 11 norman road, i want to rub some fat juicy balls
by MEN HAVER May 22, 2024
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Road Toes

Similar to road head, but instead the driver sucks the passenger’s appetizing toes.
When we get in that car, you’re giving me road toes. *female moans* *pussy quivers*
by RoadToes69 June 26, 2023
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