Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)

Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("

by Detailed July 16, 2023

Alabama Road Burn

When you pull your pecker out of a woman’s ass and it has and shit on it

“Man Keisha gave me some sick Alabama Road Burn last night, and didn’t even apologize”

by 6BBC9 December 25, 2018

Kill Road

Kill Road Is another name for Mill Road which is a street located on milwaukee far north side. Mill road is infested with hoes, Speeding cars, drugs, Gds, and all other types of hood shit you can imagine. The highends of mill road is the worst area (76th-107th) there is alot of cheap apartments and projects around the area of 84th and mill road. When you go a little bit up the road to the 100s there is a hood known as the hunnits and is infested with a gang known as the wild 100s. This is definetly the worst part of killroad. There is shootings, robberies, burglaries you name it. Overall mill road is a scary place to live no matter if you are involved with gangs or any other types of dangerous activies. Everybody is a victim at some point.

Man 1: "aye man where you at?"
Man 2: "you already know where im at dawg. Kill Road."

by VonnaeRoadBoy January 8, 2017

road wrath

A stage beyond road rage on the road. Road wrath is where you lose all sense in the brain and drive want to kill everyone on the road(including the drivers self) out of being a mentally ill retarded man-child that thinks he/she never has enough so they must destroy everything in their pathway. These drivers typically drive well maintained and close to the current year to date's generation of cars.

Road Wrath is the final stage in an incompetents driver's mind that makes them 100% and kamikaze everything in their general direction. If ever encountered by a person that has resorted to road wrath, find the nearest way out in order to stay safe.

by superbipolar420 January 5, 2017

Road Dog

(Early 90s Slang) A young woman who is promiscuous, usually of Hispanic or Latino decent, from the ghetto, or an impoverished urban area. These women are usually loud, abnoxious, and trashy and can often be found with their six inch bangs hair sprayed straight up, vertically, from the forehead.

Synonym: Hood Rat

Those girls dropped off heir panties quick, they’re a couple of road dogs.

by Valerie_1234 July 20, 2024

Road Dog

A sports team, playing away from its home stadium, that is the underdog.

I like the Suns as a road dog pick tonight against Dallas.
The Mariners are intriguing as road dogs; they own a 12-5 record away from home this season.

by PIX30811 May 17, 2020

Road Jerky

A highway that gets a lot of salt put on it in the winter.

The county plow trucks are out spreading salt and making road jerky.

by The Plowman November 29, 2012