One for the road

1) One last drink before you head home.

2) To go to the toilet before you leave for a long journey.

3) One last kiss, hug, handshake etc before you leave yor family, friends, colleagues etc.

2 friends in the pub.
Friend 1: "would you like another drink mate?"
Friend 2: 'I shouldn't really, its getting late"

Friend 1 "Ahrr go on mate, have one for the road".

by Britney Sparkles July 30, 2025

Cocky Road

When a man ejaculates in a woman's mouth for her to then spit the ejaculate onto the mans penis and then consume it once more.

You like ice cream? Tryna taste this cocky road?

by King Cuck August 7, 2022

moist grapefruit road

everyone loves grapefruit road, but its moist. if you think its dry fuck you. if you go down moist grapefruit road be careful not to crash on the moist road

lez: i have no fucking clue how to use moist grapefruit road in a fucking word amalgamation

by DiscordReject4 August 1, 2025

Alabama Bumpy Road

Alabaman definition for badonkadonks.
Generally used when you want to keep it in the family, you show your Alabama Bumpy Road to your cousin/uncle/brother.

When you want to keep your family tree lookin' like the Toyota logo, you go over to your cousin Mike's house and show him your Alabama Bumpy Road. 9 months later, Lil' Timmy pops out and the process repeats.

by bush did 911 January 27, 2024

stick a fork in the road

To change the direction of popular opinion

The United States needs to stick a fork in the road about climate change denial.

by Fuzzybuzzzz October 31, 2018

Road Dog

A sports team, playing away from its home stadium, that is the underdog.

I like the Suns as a road dog pick tonight against Dallas.
The Mariners are intriguing as road dogs; they own a 12-5 record away from home this season.

by PIX30811 May 17, 2020

Road Jerky

A highway that gets a lot of salt put on it in the winter.

The county plow trucks are out spreading salt and making road jerky.

by The Plowman November 29, 2012