Mid-air refueling

pissing while drinking water

I did some Mid-air refueling last night at 3 AM after beating my meat.

by d0gl0g September 4, 2019

The Irish referee

The act of officiating a rusty trombone contest with the ultimate goal of declaring the first team to cum as the winners of said competition.

Todd: What’s the the matter Brian? You look absolutely exhausted.
Brian: Yeah dawg it was a late evening. I was up until 4:00am at the Zeta house being “The Irish Referee.”

by Fitterfablife69 September 19, 2019

no reasonable offer refused

Translation: Seller wants "all outdoors" for the advertised merchandise.

Humorous quote from a used-cars dealer's ad: "No reasonable offer refused! (But the dealer defines the term 'reasonable'.)"

by QuacksO December 17, 2019

Room temp refill

When you go for round two but it’s not hot - only meh

We had great sex but when we went for round two it was a room temp refill

by SchieBe February 13, 2021

Your honesty is refreshing

What one can say to someone who completely destroyed their hope with constructive criticism

Ted: Your makeup makes you look like a pig that just got pied by a clown

Cindy: your honesty is refreshing

by Lizarf February 27, 2021

Your honesty is refreshing

What one can say to someone who completely destroyed their hope with constructive criticism

Ted: Your makeup makes you look like a pig that just got pied by a clown

Cindy: your honesty is refreshing

by Lizarf February 27, 2021

Social Media Refugee

Those people who no longer are allowed on major Social Media platforms, despite never breaking the Community Standards. Attempting to create their own platforms results in the shadowy players getting ISP'S and Server Hosts to deny them service, thus leaving them essentially voiceless in today's society. Also see "Zucked"

My friends, I regret to inform you I am now one of the Social Media Refugees.

by PonchoLongshanks January 25, 2021