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Jack Wad

The term Jack Wad is used to describe an uneducated, moronic, retard, with absolutaly no regard for any onther person. This term is mostly used to describe a law breaker or other low life drain on society.
O.J. Simpson is a huge Jack Wad and deserved life in prison.
by Bubbacop February 18, 2009
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Facebook Jack

Occurs when one poor soul leaves a Facebook account open on a public computer, or any computer for that matter, and gets statuses, pictures, sexual orientation, friends, groups, videos, applications, and all other aspects fucked completely up.

Generally used to teach valuable lessons about locking your shit up.
*Matt has been Facebook Jacked.

Molly: Matt, how drunk were you last night?
Matt: Not very, why?
Molly: You Facebook status says you "got fucked in the ass super hard without lube and you liked it."
Matt: Damnit! They Facebook Jacked me again!!
Molly: Maybe you should learn to lock your shit up.
by 69isthebestnumber April 14, 2009
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jack peters

horny little creep that likes to talk to little girls sexually, and likes to flash on web cam on msn. has a todger penis
jack peters: would you shag me;)

you want my cock?;) .
by peter petingrove November 7, 2011
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Jack Wright

Noun, Person:

The late TV side-kick of the legendary British comedian Benny Hill, Jack Wright was the constant recipient of what came to be Hill's signature "head pat" - a comic device for which Wright's conspicuously bald, wizened head undoubtedly made him uniquely well suited.
Entry number 541 in The Big Book of 1000 Things You Never Want to Hear on a First Date: "I know! You look just like that little guy on Benny Hill! What was his name... oh yeah, Jack Wright!"

Mark: "C'mon man, you've gotta go! I mean, we're a team, a classic duo!"
Dave: "...Right..."
Mark: "...like Cheech and Chong!"
Dave: "Uh huh."
Mark: "...like Sonny and Cher!"
Dave: "Uh..."
Mark: "...like Benny Hill and Jack Wright!"
Dave: "..."
Dave "Drink poison."
by Joshua B. Wright April 7, 2004
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Steady Jacking

Masturbating in an uninterupted manner, regardless of the situation.
Did you see Fred? That bastard was Steady Jacking on the front porch at Kim's party!
by Capt. Load Chucker February 29, 2008
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Jack Osbourne

fat little shit who labours under the mis-aprehenshion that he is hard.
his dad is a total geezer though
by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003
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Underwater Jacking

To jack off under water in the tub where no one in the house can hear it. Plus it feels really good
Son - Mom I need to take a bath.
Mom - But hun, you just took one?
Son - I need to go underwater Jacking
by ItsMaybeEthernet March 9, 2015
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