by Billy Bob Joe Bob Fred III November 19, 2013
by wysiwyg August 12, 2004
The main part of the male reproductive system *penis* doused in an exotic condament then used as a slapping device in a practical joke.
To give the pink smelly hammer is to turkey slap a fellow person after dipping your penis in fish oil.
by El, Skinn and co December 29, 2005
by KevIN$$ July 26, 2018
by The Feuer March 04, 2022
Having a midas touch means anything you touch turns into gold. Having a pink midas touch means anything you touch/"touch" turns gay.
Christina always ends up single, because the men she'd date always happen to turn out gay after just the first base. She has a pink midas touch.
by cAcaNOClouds July 08, 2013
by fuck me hardd November 09, 2017