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Deep South Cotton Mouth

Refers to an extreme thirst brought about while high on marijuana.

Symptoms include: Extremely dry mouth, Excessive thirst, and a motivation to drink everything in sight.

Also referred to as simply, deep south
James Bonfire had Deep South Cotton Mouth last night and drank 5 water bottles in an hour
by James Bonfire June 24, 2011
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Jerking your mouth off

When all someone does is talk shit and the more they do the more toxic waste comes out.
Guy: I can't stand John Walsh. All he does is talk about fugitives being on the loose! He needs to get a life!

Girl: Quit jerking your mouth off. I can smell the shit when you open it.
by Luna Belle December 11, 2009
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ass to mouth conversion

when one farts into a his/her partners mouth, breaths it in, and thenceforth breathes it out, converting the methane into carbon dioxide.
"I decided to try an ass to mouth voncersion while having my salad tossed by my gay lover, pierre.
by chuck July 28, 2003
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Baby Fish Mouth

Used to describe when a Girl has a set of those puckered up lips and it looks like they are too small to give any head.
Damn! That girl you were talking to was fine but it looks like she's got the Baby fish mouth.
by ZZZSpidey December 28, 2006
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Dream with one's mouth open

The act of verbally sharing or expressing dreams, ideals, or improbable plans with others as if they had some validity to them. An extension of the proverb "counting chickens before they have hatched", this phrase is the equivalent to not only counting the chickens, but generously distributing them out to friends, family, and acquaintances.
*Examples of Dream with one's mouth open.

A: My band is getting a really good response at facebook and we're getting more and more people following us at twitter. It's just matter of time before we're picked up by a label so we can release our CD and go on tour.
B: Stop dreaming with your mouth open. It's just sad...

A: Ooh, I'm going to be hooking up with someone tonight at the party.
B: Dude, didn't your mother ever tell you not to dream with your mouth open?

A: So she told me that she was talking to a massive client and that we should be getting some decent work soon.
B: Yeah, and she tends to dream with her mouth open. I wouldn't hold your breath.
by Otho Faure October 6, 2011
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FTMD - Fork To Mouth Disease

The actual name of the disease for fat / overweight people living in denial and believing that their weight gain is from an over-active pituitary or thyroid gland.
"My mother-in-law suffers from fork to mouth disease!"
by Brendan October 16, 2003
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Rottweilers mouth on a hot day

A saggy, sweaty vagina. An axe wound in a gorilla's back if you will.
Lee - Check that swamp donkey out, bet she's got a right growler on her

Rick - Oh i fella, like a Rottweilers mouth on a hot day mate
by gorillarick December 7, 2011
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