Shower tragedy

what happens in shower stays in shower.

A: have you seen Robert recently?
B: no, why?
A: He looked like someone who's had shower tragedy.
B: Oh, damn, that must've hurt.

by thelegendtwentyeven June 08, 2022

Shower Boxing

Boxing in the shower with a male partner whose testicles become used for boxing practice similar to a speedbag.

John, honey, can we have a Shower Boxing session later?
Of course, sweetie, anything for you.

by wedgeguy December 21, 2021

National take a shower day

You have to take a shower every hour

Today is National Take A Shower Day go take a shore it’s 1:00 then take one at 2:00 then at 3:00 then at 4:00, etc

by DariEru September 02, 2021

daddy shower

An event in which a father-to-be as a bachelor party like event before the bundle of joy arrives

We are throwing mike a daddy shower, headed to a strip club, throwing back beers.... cuz you know we wont be able to do that once jr gets here

by zyxwvuts8765 April 06, 2014

Escort shower

Closely related to the hooker shower, except one step classier. It's when a girl discretely cleans herself using baby wipes

Girl: I feel dirty, I haven't showered today. I'll just go to the back of my car and take an escort shower

by nasheedb January 31, 2021

Shower Beret

Protective head gear used whilst showering. A shower beret is similar to a traditional shower cap however this nifty little thing is made from rubber material and integrates the shape of a regular beret.

A shower beret is heaven on the hair in style

by ProductManager June 22, 2010

shower gravey

Masterbution in the shower

the wife wasn't in the mood so I made some shower gravey

by donkeyman1 April 20, 2017