Dylan is an amazing guy with a huge dick as hard as the rocks he was praised as a sex god by jesus and is a cracked cod player he gets hella bitchs because he got as fuck
by uzidozi456 January 6, 2022

big nigga dylan (also known as the niggler) is a big white racist who often has meeting with the KKK and other big time racist groups.
by blueishDEV April 20, 2023

If your name is Dylan you have a fat ass cock and balls. Your throbbing penis is so fucking fat bitches line up to get a lick
by King Bob 7 October 5, 2021

The most handsome sexy dude in the whole planet like omg where did this man come from. Everybody wants Dylan Merkel because he is omg awesome like 🤤
by Isomalt March 5, 2025

Girl: He’s so cool, what’s his name?
Boy: he’s tall, white, and has no distinguishing features. He’s Dylan. He’s kinda a guy man too.
Girl: Dylan James Lane Lee??!? WOW
Boy: he’s tall, white, and has no distinguishing features. He’s Dylan. He’s kinda a guy man too.
Girl: Dylan James Lane Lee??!? WOW
by roxogirl April 22, 2020

by Hoi Dylan November 24, 2021

"hey Dylan, how are you?"
by BigD4life November 9, 2022
