Temp Dumped

A phrase used by someone who can't accept they've been dumped so wrongly assumes it to be temporary.

Alex: Got temp dumped
Everyone: lmfao

by SaidSheCant August 24, 2016

Dump Ling

A group of people who enjoy the comedy stylings of Michael Che

“Hey, are you a fun of that guy Michael Che?”
“Me? No I am one of his Dump Lings”
“ Oh dude, weird flex by OK”

by Mmmmkay January 3, 2022

Lumpy dump

Basically a turtle head after eating corn on the cob

Yo that was a lumpy dump. No more corn on the cob please

by Oceandining November 9, 2025

Dump and pump

When you take a huge shit before having sex

"Lick my butt and call me a banana"
"Hang on, I'm gonna dump and pump"

"Did you see your girlfriend last night?"
"Yeah, I went over and did a quick dump and pump"

by Fifflefaffle November 22, 2021

Pump & Dump

The act of smoking a blunt while on the toilet which intensifies the high due to the poop particles in the air.

"I did a quick pump & dump before work and was high until the next morning."

by jerkperc April 13, 2025

dump bump

(n.) A bump of blow (or really any drug that you snort), served to you while you are taking a shit. A line is also acceptable under these circumstances.

Serve me up a dump bump, please I'm trying to start this day off right.

by cjezioro September 22, 2010

Dump 'n drumpf

The act of watching oneself masturbating in front of a mirror (drumpfing) while sitting on a toilet taking a dump (dumping). This can be promoted to a super dump n drumpf if the participant is spewing forth racist rhetoric.

Jon: yesterday I totally walked in on Donny "dump n drumpfing"
Oliver: gtfo!
Jon: yeah... I'd even call it a super dump 'n drumpf on account of him screaming something about Mexican rapists
Oliver: We gotta build a wall around that shit..

by Dirty bugz August 17, 2016