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hump and dump

smash her and dash straight to the toilet to take that long anticipated shit.
Ed: Yo, last night I had the best hump and dump of my life
Sam: My man, you’re a legend.
by powerpuffhoes November 11, 2017
mugGet the hump and dumpmug.

Blump and Dump

When a person is giving a blumpkin and after the man nuts the blumper shits all over his cock and balls while the man is still dazed from the nut
Dude, after I brought her home from last night she gave me a blump and dump, don’t worry I cleaned up
by The blumper May 8, 2025
mugGet the Blump and Dumpmug.

Dump truck

A court appointed attorney. Usually they are inept and ineffective as counsel due to huge caseloads and the fact that they are working on salary
Having no money to hire an attorney, the superior court judge assigned a dump truck to represent me.
by Chisholm Factory October 7, 2022
mugGet the Dump truckmug.

Pump & Dump

A common misconception is that this refers to a quick shag. In actuality, one engages in a Pump & Dump when he cranks his hog whilst laying a log.
I’ve been baking this shit all day, can’t wait for a Pump & Dump when I get home!
by Captaindownloadboner February 15, 2025
mugGet the Pump & Dumpmug.

Donut Dumping

Scissoring after a Taco Bell feast. Can also be called donut dumpin' and is similar to bumping donuts.
"Marge & Sue got a cravings box and 2 crunchy tacos from Taco Bell and went donut dumping"
by Donut Dumper July 27, 2023
mugGet the Donut Dumpingmug.

Dump-Anchor

The last bit of shit that you cant squeeze out in the first toilet session, meaning you have to return to the toilet again in half an hour to squeeze the rest of the shit out
"good shit?"
"nah"
"why not"
"got a dump-anchor and it wont budge"
"try again in half an hour"
by Scruffy Clay August 15, 2014
mugGet the Dump-Anchormug.

Dump Eagle

Seagull. Any dump is surrounded by seagulls.
I had to take a load of trash to the dump today and I almost got crapped on by a flock of dump eagles.
by anonymous April 21, 2023
mugGet the Dump Eaglemug.

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