chef's crack 

the result of working long hours in a hot kitchen, when the sweat from your back slowly dribbles down and inbetween your buttcheeks and starts to mix with the residue of uncleaned feaces still left there, then gets constantly mixed by the "chef" moving around and if left for days will develop and mature into an unidentifiable black substance. congratulations, you have achieved chef's crack. smells extremely bad. and a very fermented sample may have traces of crude oil and motor lubricants smells, together with an overpowering smell of shit and old jogging socks.

antonio at Fat Angelo's had a very bad case of chef's crack, no one wanted to be near him.

chef's crack by pyrogenetix November 15, 2006

kiddy crack 

Also kiddie crack.

Another name for Fun Dip, a powdered candy that is basically flavored sugar. Such named because of the high feeling one might get after consuming so much sugar.

I had seven packs of sour Kiddy Crack and couldn't see straight.

kiddy crack by Darth Bob March 27, 2005

jungle crack 

a ass crack full of thick crusty hair. often has dingle berries of dark brown color.

Holly crap that dude has a wild jungle crack. he should trim that shit son!

jungle crack by larry foshizzy June 1, 2007

ass crack 

the line on your ass that gets erased after sitting down for long periods of time.

I better take a marker to re-draw my asscrack because it will be gone after sitting in the plane that long

ass crack by Frank Bertossi September 15, 2005

giblits the magical crack whore 

He's giblits! A crack whore with MAGICAL POWERS!!!

He's giblits the magical crack whore, from the land of gravy and STD's.

giblits the magical crack whore by awiergan March 15, 2005

toe crack 

When a girl wears a pair of close toed high high heels, or flats and you can see the lines between her toes.

I was going to buy those really cute Coach shoes, but you could see my toe crack.

toe crack by SammiGirl March 18, 2007

Starbucks Crack Baby

People, usually very young, who MUST have Starbucks (or similar sugary, caffeine-loaded McStuff) at least every day. Typically very brand-aware. Similar beverages from the 'wrong' brand just won't do.

Hold on, we gotta stop here. She's a Starbucks crack baby, and she'll kill us all if she doesn't get her fix this morning.

Starbucks Crack Baby by evildave August 26, 2010