Dad

Your dad

Your dad

by PURPLE DINO CAITLIN August 17, 2020

Dad

1) A man that procreates with a woman for pleasure but ends up getting her pregnant and does the right thing by taking care of the offspring instead of saying “It ain’t mine” and bailing as fast as he can.

Steven: Brandon, what’s your dads name?

Brandon: I don’t have a dad.

by Turd McDirt August 21, 2020

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits

Bro, i’m so hungover from last night and i have the DADS.

I’ve been on the toilet all day, i think i have the DADS from last night.

by badbitchall2020 August 22, 2020

Dadded

When a car which is nice and untouched gets modified so much so it becomes Dadded. Typical examples of "Dadded" cars are those with a selection of but no limited to:

Child Seats
Roof Racks
"Baby on Board" signs
Seat Belt Pads
Car Window Shades

Got myself a 135i and I Dadded it out with a roof rack and car seat

by EiMaJ90 August 30, 2020

Dad

Someone who takes there time to get milk

Dad:I'm going to get the milk brb

Child:ok
Child:it's been 9 years I bet he's going to get loads of milk
Mum:I don't want to tell you this but
Child: but what mum?
Mum:it's quite common for dads to say I'm going to get the milk,it's another way of saying "bye I'm never coming back"

by Onilycs June 1, 2020

Dad

A Dad is someone who probably left your family when you were 3yrs old or went to buy milk but you already had some...

Where’s my milk, and my dad

by Dick Hammerbush June 1, 2020

dad

gone

my dad is gone

by ded sam June 2, 2020